Two banana, four banana, one banana, three

Man, I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. First I'm on base, doing lab-things for a giant robot, then I'm a girl and now I'm myself again? I'm really confused guys.

This has got to be one of the most bizarre years ever.


So, uh, anyway... I kinda wanted to go out and get a Christmas tree or something to put in my room but I guess there's an elf coming to do that for me? Or something. So... I guess that means we're having a party?

Well, I was thinking, y'know, no Christmas party is really worth anything without presents and so I was wondering if anyone... uh, well, wanted something? That I could get them, that is, since I'm kinda stuck on base most of the time unless Moonracer or someone takes me out, but I can try?

I didn't do anything. I mean, not that I could have done anything anyways, since I'm, y'know, stuck on base, but still. Uuuh, Alexis right? I just wanted you to know, uh, that I've been taking care of your body and stuff. So like, you don't have to worry about, uh, me being stupid or anything.

um, starscream, if this is what you meant by "disposable lab assistant" i think i need to turn in my resignation

Hey, Moonracer, uh - did you still wanna be my ride to town?

Crap, I didn't realize Halloween was coming up. Or that it was October. I guess I've been way too busy. I was trying to think of, like, what my costume should be, but then I realized that I'm nowhere near any place I could go trick-or-treating or anything. Man, that's kind of sad, but I guess it's cool since I'm here instead of, like... not here. Maybe I should try to go into town and get some candy, at least. Then again, uh, it's kinda hard getting anywhere off base without someone to drive you. Huh. Still want those brownies, too.

Huh, I guess I could just go online and watch scary movies instead of trick-or-treating, but... candy. :\

Man, I am really craving brownies. With, like... walnuts in them. And covered in chocolate frosting.

Does, uh, anyone know what's in the kitchen? 'Cos, like, I think I know how to make brownies from scratch but I need... y'know. Stuff for it.

The Dice Man Meme: Copy the list below into your own journal, replacing up to five of the results with as many new ones of your own (you must keep at least one of the previous person's results, but you can choose which). Then roll a six-sided die to see what the dice demand of you, and do it as soon as you can. If you're not going to do what the dice tell you, then don't play.

1. Go shopping in town for food you actually have to prepare.
2. The next time you walk somewhere, take a different route to normal.
3. Go down a different hallway in base.
4. Try to be social in town (a bar, a store, something).
5. Edit an entire Wikipedia article so it's grammatically correct.
6. Look for a real job :|

//roll-dice1-sides6

...So, uh, which hallways am I not supposed to go down again? (Man, these sound like... resolutions or something. Maybe I should, like, do all of them in order or something...)


...How close is the nearest town?

Uh, so, thanks Chromia (and, uh, Firestar, right?) for driving me out here. So, uh, yeah, I'm... on base or whatever. Promise not to tell on you guys or anything. Like anyone would believe me.

So, uh, yeah... um, I'm not really great with directions at first but if you guys need me to do something, just... uh, be patient at first? So I can find the room or where ever I'm supposed to be. And like, uh, don't... squish me? Unless I do something that deserves it, I guess, I'm not sure what I'd do but hey, this is a learning experience so yeah. Um. Just let me know if you, like, need me to do something.

I wish I was a stand up comedian.

The 4th was the usual; town BBQ up at the lake, live band, fireworks. Nothing special, but they had some bigger fireworks this year than usual.

My mom gave me a book to read, something about, uh, aliens or something. I think she saw all the research I've been doing. I guess it was one of my cousin's books or something that they left here, but it's the thought that counts, I guess. I figured it'd make a fun read for me or one of, uh, you guys. I dunno.

My parents are starting to bug me about my college applications, like, asking which ones I got in to, so I'm like, holding them off as best I can but can someone please help me here that'd be great. They're still buying the whole, uh, "I haven't gotten all the letters back" thing, so that'll be okay for now.

I... Think I'm going to start packing up stuff now, though. Just in case.

So I put up an ad on craigslist and stuff, because nobody on my street has any odd-jobs for me to do or whatever and I need cash for my roadtrip. I only got a couple of responses, but three of them were too far for me to walk and the other one was kinda creepy. Maybe I shouldn't have posted my picture, but I don't have a cell phone so I wanted to make sure people knew who that weird kid walking up their pathway was! I didn't mean to sound like I was soliciting something other than job-working!

So, uhh... I know there are a bunch of, uh, people watching my journal and stuff so I wanted to ask you guys if, like, you knew anyone who needs, like, their lawn mowed or their recycling taken out or a babysitter or whatever, or if like you guys needed something yourselves that you can't do but a teenage guy could do for you or something. So, uh... help?


...I should start looking for a place to stay, too. My parents are gonna kill me when they find out I'm not going to college and I really want to be as far away from them as possible when I tell them.